Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?