Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do billboards talk?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?