Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's the opposite of irony?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?