What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
When do mice play every day?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why are books always so angry?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do bees buzz?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?