Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the cat so small?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?