What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What's a forklift?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?