What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
A pair o' docs.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which animal should never work for the government?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Surprise!!!!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is the most adorable season?