Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?