What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
How do you wash a lamb?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of bird can write?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does a female lion call her mate?