Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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When does a horse talk?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?