Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?