What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do books sleep?