Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How did the tree get lost?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?