What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?