Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Who invented fractions?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is an archer's favorite store?