What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Can February March?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?