What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do hurricanes see?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?