What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?