Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?