What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why do mice need oiling?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do stars go to college?
Which farm animals are famous painters?