What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How does the sun listen to music?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are turtles so shy?