What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?