Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do hurricanes see?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?