What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
The Loan Ranger.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What utensil does water use to eat?