What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What season begins with a thud?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which animal is the most religious?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?