What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?