What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do rhinos charge?