Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?