Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?