Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?