Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which baseball player do fish root for?