What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most masculine animal?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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