Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What part of a fish is the most musical?