Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Savannah, Georgia.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?