What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are cowboys always religious?