What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are stones so good at music?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?