What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Shoutout to my grandma!