Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?