Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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