What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?