How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
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How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?