How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What do jokesters study in college?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?