Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is an insect's favorite game?