How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What do elves learn in school?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a table you can eat?
What do goats and moms have in common?