What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Which elf is the best singer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?