What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?