What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?