What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a small mom?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a dog that meditates?