What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?