What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which state has the best streets?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?